The Werewolf Who Ate the Moon

Bill the Werewolf is a curious young pup who looks up at the moon one night and wonders what it tastes like. Does it taste like pickles (Bill's favorite food)? Or does it taste like cheese? Bill wants to take a bite out of the moon, but to do so he needs a way into space...which means paying a visit to the grouchy Vampire That Tried To Eat the Sun. Will the vampire help Bill? Will Bill succeed? What do you think the moon tastes like?